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Artifact 07: Beauty Money
Artifact 07: Beauty Money
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Wealth is a state of style. Invest in yours.
Artifact 07: Only 200 exist. Beauty fades. Money flows. This piece is eternal.
Introducing Capital Gains—the tee that pays dividends in attention. This isn’t clothing. It’s currency. Featuring a provocative "Beauty Money" motif woven in luxurious 4-color jacquard knit, this piece declares that true value isn’t spent—it’s worn.
Crafted from an elite cotton-polyester blend, this heavyweight tee merges Wall Street structure with runway softness. Its timeless silhouette and substantial 450 GSM weight make it the ultimate flex for fall layering or winter statement-making. Dress it up with blazers or keep it defiantly casual—either way, you’re not just wearing a shirt. You’re wearing an asset.
Liquidate the ordinary. Appreciate in value.
Specs Worth Speculating On:
Blue-Chip Blend: 55% cotton, 45% polyester—engineered for softness that performs and structure that lasts.
Bull Market Weight: 450 g/m²—this tee has tangible gravity. It doesn’t just look expensive. It feels invaluable.
Jacquard Wealth Motif: “Beauty Money” isn’t printed—it’s intricately knitted into the fabric. A tactile emblem for those who understand true luxury.
Unisex Fit. Universal Appeal. Designed for thinkers, builders, and collectors.
Handle like the asset it is.
Protect your investment. Machine wash cold (30–40°C) and lay flat to dry. This isn’t fast fashion—it’s future vintage.
ONLY 200 WILL BE IN CIRCULATION. ACQUIRE YOUR SHARE.
Size guide
CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
3XS | 33 ⅛ | 26 ¾ | 33 ⅞ |
2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
3XS | 84 | 68 | 86 |
2XS | 88 | 72 | 90 |
XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
M | 100 | 84 | 102 |
L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
XL | 116 | 100 | 118 |
2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
3XL | 132 | 116 | 134 |
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